ICONIC.
The premier portable, fold-able, all wood glory hole
the portawoody
WHEN ONLY WOOD WILL DO
There are some folks out there that, when they see a big piece of raw wood, maybe out on the street, maybe covering a door or window, their dick pulses, and they instinctively think ‘that would make a great glory hole.’
Maybe the first glory hole they ever encountered was a rough-but well-worn hole cut into a piece of plywood in an abandoned house. Maybe it reminds them of the good times they had at that bookstore just off the highway - the one with the buddy-booths in the back.
Regardless of where the association was made, it’s there - locked in - hard-wired. Nothing turns them on more than a wood glory hole.
They inspired me to create the PortaWoody.
The PortaWoody is a foldable plywood glory hole - custom-designed and built to fit A specific doorway or space. perfectly.
Every PortaWoody is made to order based on a detailed conversation exploring possibilities and confirming specifications.
The panel is split into 3 sections that are connected with piano hinges. The panel folds down for easy storage.
Made of quality 3/8” plywood, with additional supporting structure on the back.
Sanded and protected with 2 coats of low-sheen polyurethane
The standard design uses 3 tension rods on the back side to hold the wood panel in place.
2-week turnaround time upon order placement
Pricing starts at $799.00. Free, discreet shipping within the USA.
These are the standard/optimum dimensions we have developed for the ideal glory hole experience. However, anything is possible…
We have developed two different, sturdy installation methods. Determining which method is right for you depends on the type and architecture of the opening you choose to use.
Our standard PortaWoody installation method, used for doorways. The wood panel is placed up against the center door stop strip and held in place with 4 tension rods.
Our alternative installation method works for other openings with flat surfaces. The wood panel is attached to installed 4 tension rods using strong bungee ball cords.
YOUR PATH TO BECOMING A PORTAWOODY OWNER
Send us an email. Tell us what you’re envisioning and where you want to use it.
We’ll reply with a bunch of information, as well as some questions. We’ll ask for detailed measurements, a few pics of the opening you plan to use, and provide a price estimate.
We continue the conversation, back and forth, until you and we are both totally clear on every detail.
Then we’ll provide a final price quote and request a deposit of 60% the price to build your PW.
Once the deposit is paid, we get to work and fabricate your PW within 7-10 days.
We’ll send you pics of the completed project and request the 40% balance due.
Once payment is received, we’ll build a sturdy, discreet box, securely pack up your new Portawoody, and ship it to you
COMPLETELY CUSTOM.
BUILT FOR YOU.
There are 22 PortaWoodys out there in the world today, and each one was uniquely designed for its owner. This makes us the leading experts on wood glory holes. Hell - we’re the only experts.
It’s your fantasy. We’re here to build it.
The client requested that the hole be padded with foam and wrapped in black leather.
The client requested that the hole be padded with foam and wrapped in black leather.
LET’S TALK
Reach out and tell us all about your wood glory hole fantasy. We’ll reply with more info, thoughts and questions, and a price quote.
The client wanted their panel in black, with the wood grain still visible.