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THE ULTIMATE FANTASY

PortaGlory Original glory hole installed in home doorway

Welcome to the world of PortaGlory.

Picture it: May of 2020. New York. Remember what was going on at the time? I was in search of a safer way to enjoy my favorite activity: glory hole sex. I soon realized that I was going to have to design and make the solution I was looking for.

My first build was good enough to receive compliments from guests, and several ‘where can I get one of these?’ I took on the challenge: design and sell a personal, portable, easy to use, easy to put away, home glory hole.

PortaGlory Original installed in an exterior doorway

THE BEGINNING

Research and development lasted 3 months. I wanted it to be strong. I wanted it to feel like a real barrier. To be easy to clean. To NOT FALL DOWN! To be so easy to use, impressive, and SEXY - that it’ll inspire you to use it again and again.

In August 2020, I launched the PortaGlory web site. 3 sizes. 2 colors. 2 hole shapes.

close up of PortaGlory hole with crotch showing.

extra wide and extra tall portaglory in doorway.

Portaglory custom panel in progress in workshop

Custom requests are MY specialty.

I quickly learned that 3 sizes do not fit all. So many folks have special wants, needs, desires: larger hole, smaller hole, MORE HOLES, etc…

I love to make custom fantasies come true. Since I make every PortaGlory to order, by hand, I can (and do) customize every aspect of your new toy:

Panel height and/or width
Panel color
Trim color
Hole size, shape, location

If you can dream it, then I can build it.

PortaWoody glory hole installed in interior doorway

PortaWoody glory hole in folded position

Close-up view of hole in PortaWoody glory hole

‘CAN YOU MAKE A PORTAGLORY OUT OF WOOD?’

Hell yeah I can! I made the first PortaWoody in 2022. The goal was to take all of the qualities that made the PortaGlory special and make it in wood. It’s fold-able, so it’s easy to tuck under the bed or behind the sofa. It’s definitely strong, made of quality materials, and WON”T FALL DOWN!

The PortaWoody is an extremely-custom glory hole that is designed and built for a specific doorway or opening in your home.

ASK ABOUT THE PORTAWOODY

TENSION RODS

FABRIC

FINISHING

CARRY CASE

CUSTOMIZABLE?

AMERICAn-made?

Why portaglory?

In the last year or so, a lot of so-called ‘competition’ has sprung up. A LOT. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…?

I am incredibly proud to build the premier home glory hole kit, using only the highest-quality materials.

Let’s take a closer look:

PORTAGLORY

PortaGlory’s spring-loaded tension rods are the strongest in the biz - thicker steel construction, with unique, lock-in-place adjustment tabs. Designed to STAY IN PLACE!

The fabric we use for your PortaGlory is 500-denier (that means heavy-weight) waterproof nylon canvas. 100% opaque. It has zero stretch, so it feels solid and keeps its shape.

We pay attention to every square inch of your PortaGlory. Every edge is trimmed with a sewn-on fabric edge band. It’s more comfortable, prevents fraying, and holds its shape use after use.

The carry case is just as sexy as your PortaGlory: same heavy-duty fabric, sturdy zip-up closure, with an adjustable shoulder strap. Every PG gets one.

WE LOVE CUSTOM WORK! It gets up off to provide you with the perfect home glory hole of your dreams. Just ask! We also have several ‘standard-customizations’ available. We call them ADD-ONS.

YES! YES! YES! Proudly made in North Carolina, USA.

OTHERS

Thinner. Lighter. Flimsier. With an undependable twist-lock adjustment.

Light-weight: 180 - 220-denier, which means thin. Flimsy. It can snag, pill, and become misshapen over time.

Cheap and unreliable. Edges are only serged with thread, leading to floppy edges that stretch out and lose their shape. This pic is literally from one imitator’s product page!

Same lightweight fabric, with a drawstring closure.

Machine-made. In a factory. Overseas. At the speed of light.

Where then? Mostly China and Taiwan.

THE REVIEWS ARE IN

"What I love about my PortaGlory is that it pops up in a doorway so fast that I can be ready for dick in under 20 seconds and set it for guys of any height." J from FLL

"As someone who leans a bit more bottom, it gives me complete control over the top. The Portaglory allows me to start-stop-edge, getting my guy close and then backing off, as I tease his load and build-up the precum lick after lick." P from NYC

“I never thought of myself as a glory hole guy… until a fuck buddy invited me over to use his new toy. It was a PortaGlory, and it was fucking hot! Now I have my own and feel more comfortable hosting at my place. I’ve had three guys over so far and LOVED IT!!"
D from ATL